Cushion Spot
From a flight attendant on layover. An odd little spot, approximately RIGHT where someone would have been sitting, at an airport hotel near BWI.
Headboard Splatter
From an international traveler at a hotel in Niagara Falls. The submitter was impressed by the “volume and trajectory” of the projectile-er.
Wide Stance
Suspicious protoplasm deposited right on target, dead center and forward on a chair at an all suites hotel in Colorado.
The Old “White, Brown, Yellow” Theory
Flight Attendant X put it best: “Brown? It’s probably poop. Yellow? Probably innocuous…unless it’s on tile. White? ALWAYS is love juice.” From a flight attendant on layover in Pittsburgh. Found next to her bed.
The Winner Of The Worst Hotel Chair EVER Award
From a worker in Las Vegas for two months, at an off-strip “extended stay”
motel.
Spider Woman Went To Virginia
From a business traveler who checked into a Hilton brand in Reston, Virginia (maybe she was being arrested and the officer said “Assume the position”?):
Happened to check-in early enough that the sunshine was streaming into what appeared to be a very clean room. Because of the angle of the sunlight off the headboard, something caught my eye. Yup, those are women’s handprints folks and there is only one thing that can be going on with placement like this.
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