Hell-avator
What happens in Las Vegas apparently stays in Las Vegas but all over the elevators at The Flamingo.
The Most Jacked Up Hotel Chair Ever
I think we have all of the bases covered. Liquid. Solid. Gas. And “liqlidas”. From a struck-blind flight attendant on a layover in Charlotte.
The Skeeziest Hotel Carpet Ever
Yellow. Red. White. Brown. Every possible body fluid or excretion is covered outside the 7th floor elevator at the Four Point O’Hare
Mattress Puke
At an airport Holiday Inn. Suggestion: never pull back the bed spread until you’re checking out because do you REALLY want to know what you’re about to sleep on?
“We Got A Bleeder!”
Another La Quinta contribution: a large stain between two beds from a FA Natasha.
Random Acts Of Hotel Hall Puke
At a Marriott brand in Dallas. There was definite “chunkage” to the pattern.
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