Wide Stance
Suspicious protoplasm deposited right on target, dead center and forward on a chair at an all suites hotel in Colorado.
The Old “White, Brown, Yellow” Theory
Flight Attendant X put it best: “Brown? It’s probably poop. Yellow? Probably innocuous…unless it’s on tile. White? ALWAYS is love juice.” From a flight attendant on layover in Pittsburgh. Found next to her bed.
A Whole Bunch Of Something
From a family on vacation who tries to explain: “Our daughter went to open the curtains when we checked in and just happened to look up to the little enclosed area where the drapes hang. We spent the rest of our stay trying to guess what it was. My wife swears it’s chocolate.”
Reddish Brown Is Not A Color Splatter You Want To See In Your Tub
A Little Hair, A Little Pee….
In the gray area between the toilet and the cabinet at a hotel near Laguardia.
Luckily The Snacks Are Protected. We Think.
A daring traveler chose to go where no one has dared go before…and look on top of the vending machine on the floor at his Wichita hotel. That’s a whole mess ‘o mess.
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