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Hotel Items For Your Holiday Must-Steal List

Hotel Items For Your Holiday Must-Steal List

by Paige Nienaber | Nov 28, 2023 | Art, Chair, Coffee, Damage, Frig, Ice Bucket, Lights, Phones, pillow, safety, scary, soap, Television, towel, Weird

From a survey of 1300 European hotels, a ranked listing of things stolen from their rooms. I prefer stripping the wallpaper, rolling it up and re-selling on eBay.

Nothing To See Here, Just A Man In His Tighty Whiteys, Move Along

Nothing To See Here, Just A Man In His Tighty Whiteys, Move Along

by Paige Nienaber | Feb 17, 2023 | funny, gross, Ice Bucket, Lobby, nasty, People, safety, scary, Weird

The old, “I was too lazy to put pants on when I sneak down the hall to get a bucket of ice…and left my key card in the room” ploy.

Neil Young Was Right: Rust Never Sleeps

Neil Young Was Right: Rust Never Sleeps

by Paige Nienaber | Sep 29, 2019 | Damage, Dirt, funny, germs, gross, Ice Bucket, nasty, safety, scary, Stain, Weird

From a hotel where a guest went to the bar and asked for a couple of bottles of beer to go back to the room. The server asked if he’d like them in a bucket with some ice, so he said “Sure!” and was given a 1987-era Miller Lite bucket filled with ice and a couple of bottles. In the morning, he made the mistake of emptying out the ice.

Ever Wanted To See What The Innards Of An Ice Machine Look Like, Kids?

Ever Wanted To See What The Innards Of An Ice Machine Look Like, Kids?

by Paige Nienaber | Sep 22, 2019 | Accessories, Damage, Ice Bucket, nasty, safety, scary, Weird

From a hotel that’s between brands where they promised ice machines on the odd numbered floors. Only the 3rd floor had one and surprisingly, it wasn’t working.

Another Reason Why You Should Use The Liner In The Ice Bucket

Another Reason Why You Should Use The Liner In The Ice Bucket

by Paige Nienaber | Mar 25, 2018 | Dirt, germs, gross, Ice Bucket, Mold, nasty, safety, scary, Stain

A frappe’ of bacteria in an ice bucket at an upscale hotel in Edina, Minnesota. Sometimes money does not buy antibiotics.

Lesson? Don’t Look Under The Ice Bucket

Lesson? Don’t Look Under The Ice Bucket

by Paige Nienaber | Mar 25, 2016 | bathroom, Flight Attendant, Hair, Ice Bucket, Uncategorized, Weird

This is just weird, and unusually disturbing. A flight attendant on layover in Jackson, MS picked up the inevitable ice bucket sitting counter in the bathroom and found some false eye lashes.

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