The Room Needs A Good Dusting
From a woman who was taking her daughter to look at colleges in the “general Boston area”. Left her laptop on the desk and after three days they checked out and she could see just how much dust was floating around.
Windows 05
Because 2005 was probably the last year these windows at a suite hotel in Columbus were cleaned.
Free Wifi, Truck Parking & Big Scary Bugs
From a mom on vacation with a daughter in Tucson:
The bug was on the floor by the ironing board. Completely startled me. It was a good size bug and was twitching around a little bit. I wasn’t interested in doing the bug relocation program since I didn’t know if it was like a scorpion and it would sting if I touched it. It, unfortunately, had an untimely death.
Headboard Splatter
From an international traveler at a hotel in Niagara Falls. The submitter was impressed by the “volume and trajectory” of the projectile-er.
Wide Stance
Suspicious protoplasm deposited right on target, dead center and forward on a chair at an all suites hotel in Colorado.
The Old “White, Brown, Yellow” Theory
Flight Attendant X put it best: “Brown? It’s probably poop. Yellow? Probably innocuous…unless it’s on tile. White? ALWAYS is love juice.” From a flight attendant on layover in Pittsburgh. Found next to her bed.
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