Lobby Art

Lobby Art

From a flight attendant on a layover in El Paso, where she found a framed picture covered in some kind of crud: “Not sure why these pretty pictures of flowers that were hung at least 6 feet off floor above the desk had some stain of some sort rained down on them. Have suspicions but didn’t want to say out loud….”

The Old “Reverse Peephole Ploy”

The Old “Reverse Peephole Ploy”

Flight attendants get training in more than keeping their passengers safe, but also on how to be safe when traveling and laying over. So it was pretty easy to spot this anomaly at an Uncomfortable Inn where she’d been assigned the inevitable handicapped room: the lower peephole at wheelchair-level was pointed IN. She reported it and changed the rooms.

A Flight Attendant With A Beef About Bacon

A Flight Attendant With A Beef About Bacon

From a flight attendant on layover in Philadelphia who got a to-go boxed breakfast to bring back to her room and found this piece of bacon. She described it as something that you’d “find in the Abrasion Unit at a leper colony.” She’d already experienced a rough check-in at midnight so she brought it down to the front desk, placed it on the counter and asked “Are you fucking kidding me?”