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Some Nappy Carpet Action

Some Nappy Carpet Action

by Paige Nienaber | May 7, 2025 | Carpet, Damage, Floor, funny, gross, Hallway

At a Hilton brand in Sacramento where the carpet near the elevators has seen better days.

A Very Cool Amenity

A Very Cool Amenity

by Paige Nienaber | Apr 25, 2025 | funny, Phones

A hotel in Iceland that will wake you up if you want to see the Northern Lights.

A Bad Night In Ames

A Bad Night In Ames

by Paige Nienaber | Mar 4, 2025 | Chair, Damage, Dirt, Excretions, funny, germs, gross, horror, Mold, nasty, scary, Stain, Weird

A well-meaning spouse booked his wife a hotel room when she got stranded in Iowa during a blizzard. The chair has seen better and more fun times.

“We’ve Got A Bleeder!”

“We’ve Got A Bleeder!”

by Paige Nienaber | Feb 25, 2025 | Bed, Blood, Damage, dead, death, Dirt, funny, germs, gross, horror, nasty, pillow, scary, Stain

From a radio personality who went to Nashville for a major Country music conference and discovered that the Manson family might have had his four star room before him.

A Tiny Issue With The Luggage Conveyor Belt

A Tiny Issue With The Luggage Conveyor Belt

by Paige Nienaber | Nov 19, 2024 | Airports, Damage, Flight Attendant, funny, Luggage, Planes & The People Who Fly On Them, safety, scary, Weird

This traveler was unsure if her bag got torn up in Tulsa or on arrival in Philly.

The Zen “Take” On Hotels

The Zen “Take” On Hotels

by Paige Nienaber | Jul 11, 2024 | funny

An abstract surrealist artist’s view of business travel.

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