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A Hotel Phone That Might Be Missing A Few Buttons

A Hotel Phone That Might Be Missing A Few Buttons

by Paige Nienaber | Aug 7, 2022 | funny, OCD, Phones

Wakeup call? Room service? Valet? Dial 0 apparently.

The Friendly And Stupid Skies

The Friendly And Stupid Skies

by Paige Nienaber | Jul 5, 2022 | Airports, burn, Burns, Flight Attendant, funny, gross, Planes & The People Who Fly On Them, safety, scary

From a frequent contributer who is a flight attendant and over the holiday weekend got to use a Thermal Containment Bag for the first time. Obviously, fires on aircraft are, well, bad and these bags will smother and extinguish smoldering objects. Like a red hot vaping device left in a lav.

Beverly Hills Blech

Beverly Hills Blech

by Paige Nienaber | Jun 9, 2022 | bathroom, California, Carpet, Damage, Dirt, funny, gross, Mold, nasty, Stain, Toilet, Weird

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“One night in a famed bungalow, a home away from home for countless screenwriters and directors and movie stars, all for a special birthday night, with stained carpeting, non functional light switches and a heated toilet seat that makes your ass sweat.”

That Is One Threadbare Carpet

That Is One Threadbare Carpet

by Paige Nienaber | Jun 2, 2022 | Carpet, Damage, Dirt, funny, germs, gross, Holiday Inn

At an IHG brand in London. It wasn’t just this patch but every 20 feet or so in the hall. It was also a hotel with “difficult internet times”. Like when people return from touring or work at 6 pm….and the WiFi crashes….

Holy Curtains, Batman!

Holy Curtains, Batman!

by Paige Nienaber | May 24, 2022 | curtains, Damage, funny, gross, nasty, scary, windows

At a surprisingly nice Hyatt brand.

So Many Choices, So Little Time

So Many Choices, So Little Time

by Paige Nienaber | May 21, 2022 | funny, Television, Weird

Hopefully they had good Wifi….

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