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“It’s Just Rust”

“It’s Just Rust”

by Paige Nienaber | Oct 15, 2020 | bathroom, Damage, Excretions, Florida, germs, gross, Mold, nasty, scary, Stain, Toilet, Weird

From a former Hyatt property where a traveler noticed this blob of discoloration and was told not too worry. “It’s the humidity. It’s just rust.”

When You Find An Ant In Your Coffee

When You Find An Ant In Your Coffee

by Paige Nienaber | Oct 12, 2020 | Bugs and Crawling Creatures, Florida, Food, funny, germs, gross, nasty, restaurant, Room Service, safety, scary, Weird

From a traveler at an IHG property in the Tampa/St. Pete area where they had JUST texted their client and thanked them for the hotel, started the in-room coffee, took a shower, poured cup and found this little beauty floating at the top.

These Boots Were Made For Burning

These Boots Were Made For Burning

by Paige Nienaber | Oct 25, 2018 | Florida, germs, gross, Hallway, nasty, smell

How nasty, funky and gross would your work boots need to be that you leave them outside your room to pollute the hall all night? At a hotel in St. Petersburg, FL.

“It’s Like A Fruit Fly In The Cabernet”

“It’s Like A Fruit Fly In The Cabernet”

by Paige Nienaber | Dec 29, 2017 | Bugs and Crawling Creatures, Florida, Food, germs, gross, nasty, restaurant, safety, scary

An Alanis-like moment from a couple having a nice holiday dinner on vacation in Ft. Lauderdale. “It was a really nice, upscale, 4 star chain hotel. Dinner was great but my wife was almost enjoying her second glass of cab and noticed this little bugger trying to climb out.”

Great Moments In OCD

Great Moments In OCD

by Paige Nienaber | Dec 17, 2017 | Door, Florida, funny, OCD

There are a small percentage of travelers who would find this slightly-askew-door disconcerting in an “exploding head kind of way.”

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