She Was Filled With Confidence
From a flight attendant on layover in the very wide and oblique “Missouri” where she found the peep hole punched out and replaced with Kleenex.
Curtain Contrail
From a flight attendant on layover in “Missouri”: Two swipes of something brown or mahogany colored. Right about ass level.
Amarillo Surprise
From a flight attendant on layover at a non-brand hotel in Amarillo, she notes that the 3 foot slash in the curtain was disconcerting.
Projectile, As Opposed To Antijectile
From a flight attendant on layover in Texas where she stumbled on a spray pattern of puke on the wall next to the toilet.
Business Center Ceiling Implosion
From a flight attendant on layover in Reno where the ceiling in the business center appears to be collapsing.
The Classy Skies
From radio personality, world traveler and humanitarian www.ramblinrandy.com who was fortunate enough to sit across from the gentleman on an Air Fiji flight.
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