I Think Someone Sneezed
But luckily the lampshade was there to protect the lightbulb. At the Hilton/Nagoya
She Said “Pecker Track”
From a hardworking F.A. who is working the Thanksgiving holiday: “I thought it was safe to pull back the sheets. When I did, I got a good view of pecker tracks in the middle of the king sized bed. Luckily housekeeping was on our floor and she changed all the bedding for me.
Thanksgiving Day in Charlotte, N.C. my entire Thanksgiving day spent on a layover 4 states away from home and I get this!”. At a Best Western
New Meaning To “What An Ass Wipe!”
Lovely. I spend a day in a tube with a senior crew member who needed to tell me her medical history going back to the era of the Wright Brothers, and then I slam, click and lock and find this wash cloth specimen. How do you MISS this? I’m going to tack it to the door with a note asking housekeeping that.
I’m Filled With Confidence
Third mechanical delay in two hours at JFK, we finally are allowed to board passengers and in order there are two electrical issues that pop up as soon as everyone is seated. First, the recorded pre-flight announcement will only play the Spanish part. Que?! And then the lights in the back of the plane won’t work and that IS a problem. Maintenance is called back and the head guy looks just like Spike Lee. Pops in, flips a couple of light switches to insure that I’m not a fucking idiot and announces “Shit, I hope I don’t need to restart this bitch.”
They did. Everything worked.
NaNO!ya
From Flight Attendant X who reminds us that you should always look before you sit. At the Hilton in Nagoya.
When Electrolux Meets Flowbee
From Flight Attendant X – I would like to proclaim my absolute hatred for these types of hairdryers. Not only does it look like a vacuum cleaner or a Flowbee, but it takes me 25 minutes to dry my hair with this POS.
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