Mommy, Why Are There Pee Pee’s On The Door?
Discovered by a flight attendant on layover in LA. She reported it to the carrier so she wouldn’t get blamed.
There Probably Wasn’t Much Of A View Anyway
From a flight attendant on layover in Corpus Christi. She blames the opaque window crud on: “salt air and the petrochemical plants on every street corner.”
Along Came A Spider
A flight attendant at a hotel in Milwaukee found this little bugger lowering itself down to join her in bed. Shrieks and hairspray sent it RAPIDLY back up to safety on the ceiling.
Don’t Look Up…We Warned You
From a flight attendant at a Radisson:
I was walking to go warm my food up in communal lobby microwave because we get no micros in rooms. I felt something drip onto the hand I was holding my food in. I looked up and saw this.
Astroglide?
From Flight Attendant X: My toe just got stuck in some unidentifiable goo on the floor in my room. I refuse to get down and smell it for the sake of the research department.
Shower Snot
From a flight attendant: More boogers on shower wall. Doubletree , Houston Hobby. Dammit, getting really tired of boogers on walls.
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