We’ve Got A Bleeder!
You have to wonder how the between-the-flights cleaning crew missed this plasma remnant on the window at 6A on a flight from Chicago to St. Louis.
Ceiling Poo
From a Canadian couple spending a fun Christmas break in London, they found this mysterious brown streak on the ceiling of an Air bnb. They tried to give it every benefit of the doubt but could only conclude that somehow dookie ended up right over their bed.
“Don’t Move, I’ll Go Get A Wash Cloth”
A previous guest left, and housekeeping missed, a dirty and still damp wash cloth at a non-chain hotel in the Pacific Northwest.
Like A Little Bloody Caterpillar
From frequent contributor and major stock holder in Purell, Flight Attendant X who says, regarding this blob of bloody snot on the vanity of the first class lav: “I don’t paid enough to clean up this shit”.
Headboard Splatter
A whole mess ‘ white matter on a hotel headboard in Baltimore. Draw your own own conclusions.
Travel Reminder #428: THEY DON’T WASH THE BED SPREADS!
Always remember to take some wash clothes, and carefully pull the bed spread away and leave it in the corner. Lots of stuff happens on those spreads, as we’re reminded from this hotel in Allentown.
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