Headboard Splatter
From an international traveler at a hotel in Niagara Falls. The submitter was impressed by the “volume and trajectory” of the projectile-er.
Wide Stance
Suspicious protoplasm deposited right on target, dead center and forward on a chair at an all suites hotel in Colorado.
The Old “White, Brown, Yellow” Theory
Flight Attendant X put it best: “Brown? It’s probably poop. Yellow? Probably innocuous…unless it’s on tile. White? ALWAYS is love juice.” From a flight attendant on layover in Pittsburgh. Found next to her bed.
A Whole Bunch Of Something
From a family on vacation who tries to explain: “Our daughter went to open the curtains when we checked in and just happened to look up to the little enclosed area where the drapes hang. We spent the rest of our stay trying to guess what it was. My wife swears it’s chocolate.”
Reddish Brown Is Not A Color Splatter You Want To See In Your Tub
The Winner Of The Worst Hotel Chair EVER Award
From a worker in Las Vegas for two months, at an off-strip “extended stay”
motel.
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