Bathroom Pee
If it’s in the bathroom, it’s pee. There’s a bonus black hair embedded in it. Four Point/Memphis, October 2011
Hall puke
To paraphrase Flight Attendant X’s earlier assumption, “If it’s in the hall, it’s probably puke”. An airport hotel near O’Hare.
Couch Stain
Marriott/Dallas, 10/17/11. Couple of interesting things happening here. Easily could be spilled soda or food items but Flight Attendant Xput it best: “When in doubt, it’s probably semen.” Words to live by.
Curtain Stain
Undefined “brown matter” on the curtains at the Holiday Inn in Pittsburgh, courtesy of Flight Attendant X.
Sheet Snot
From Flight Attendant X. Snot on the sheets at the Holiday Inn/Historic District in Philadelphia. But it was a Trifecta: urine stained mattress and hair on the pillow case.
Snot Spot
This is what I get for giving up after two hours of waiting in the lobby and asking for “A room. ANY room.” This would be a pencil eraser sized blob of snot on the wall. Somewhere on International Drive, Orlando, July 2011.
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