Carpet Spot
At the Fairmont Royal York in Toronto. If it’s near the bathroom, you need to assume that it came out of someone.
Door Smear
From 1st Time Contributer, Long Time Listener, Nick Cain: An ‘upscale’ hotel in southern Ohio. I can only assume someone was locked IN their room. They fought bravely to escape.
More Puke
Steve Jones put it best; anything more than a spoonful? Err on the side of puke. The Hyatt/Minneapolis, December 2011.
Chair Stain
Comfort Inn, Cape Breton, courtesy of Matt Macleod. Again, when it’s on a chair, between the legs, always err on the side of semen.
Shower Blood
From Flight Attendant X, a blood streak in the shower at a Holiday Inn in Philadelphia.
Doorway Blood
Now, since there’s an Italian restaurant in the hotel, it’s entirely possible that someone tripped bringing room service through the door. But since I have an active imagination, I’d prefer to think it was a mob hit. Witness in hiding get a knock at the door, looks through the peep hole and BANG…an ice pick takes them out. An airport hotel at DFW.
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