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Chair Splatter

I’m going with the Flight Attendant X Theory Of Stained Seats. Renaissance Miami, 2012

The previous guest was a shedder. Miami 2012

Thinking outside the hotel, radio studios are equally hygenic. Courtesy of Jeff Hurley at Clear Channel in Allentown

My first ceiling stain and it really doesn’t do it justice; this is about five feet long right above my bed. A Hilton Garden Inn in Detroit.

Brownish skidmark on the cushion in my room at the Fairmont in Toronto. March 2012

On the framed artwork in front of my work desk at the Fairmont in Toronto. It LOOKS like glue…but it’s not.