Wall Dookie
From Scott Miller, a brown stain high on a wall at a Travelodge in Freeman, Ohio
Couch Coupling
Three large and white stains on a sofa/seat next to the sliding balcony door. Hyatt Grand Cypress. Right next to the window and overlooking the pool so they may have been exhibitionists or newlyweds
Floor Puke
Vomit next to the bed, it’s gotta be Las Vegas
Curtain Blood
A quarter-sized blot of blood on the curtains. Holiday Inn/Little Rock Rd, Charlotte
Bag Blood
Okay. THIS is going to bother me. About to go through TSA and notice a dime-sized drop of fresh blood on my bag. I check my hands, fingers…nothing. Somewhere between the hotel shuttle, checkin and x-ray, someone bled on my bag
Couch Spray
A shotgun like splatter of white material on a couch at The Universal Flats, Sao Paulo
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