


Must Have Been REALLY A Good TV Night
A spray of ‘matter’ positioned between the bed and the cabinet where the TV was sitting, in a travel industry layover hotel in Atlanta.

“Look Daddy, A Boogy!”
On concourse E at the Minneapolis airport there is a small nook with a dozen high school-study carrels for travelers to sit down and get some work done. The fabric walls of the carrels haven’t seemingly been cleaned since they were installed during the Carter presidency. And every single one has numerous snot spots wherever you can see. The years of seeped in spillage and grossness at table-level doesn’t compare to the nasal refuse.

Business Center Play Stain
He must have been watching something really exciting on the business center computer.

Shuttle Dandruff
So this guy on the shuttle was scratching his scalp, which dropped all over the person behind him.

Treats under the bed
The Hilton Lauderdale, submitted by a travel industry friend: I found all sorts of treasures under my bed last night: Wadded up gum wrappers, pistachio shells, and what appears to be a (POOP)stain on the carpeting. It was like sleeping on top of a dumpster. I was just waiting for a raccoon to poke its head out.
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