Someone Might Be Dying Above The Shower
Just like in “Silence Of The Lambs”, I’ve dispatched a housekeeper to the floor above mine to put a bullet in his leg to see if he’s alive. At an O’Hare property.
Don’t Look Up…We Warned You
From a flight attendant at a Radisson:
I was walking to go warm my food up in communal lobby microwave because we get no micros in rooms. I felt something drip onto the hand I was holding my food in. I looked up and saw this.
Hotel Makeovers That Never Quite Caught Everything
From a business traveler at an aging hotel in the Southwest that has undergone a massive makeover, historical pieces and art, nifty neon…but they missed the carpets. A DNA frappe’ next to a bed where someone was, for a moment, REALLY happy.
Astroglide?
From Flight Attendant X: My toe just got stuck in some unidentifiable goo on the floor in my room. I refuse to get down and smell it for the sake of the research department.
And A Stray Pube As A Bonus
There’s nothing like taking the bathmat off the rim of the tub, laying it out and finding two suspicious brown stains on it. But the icing on the filth was a pube that was kinda curled up and embedded in the ‘mat. Hard to see film but it’s there. At a hotel in suburban DC.
We Have Some Leakage
Think about it: we have all spilled something while in a chair or on a couch. Stains are limited to the area between your legs and up near the front. This far back??? At a Microtel in Quincy, Illinois.
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