Don’t Hire Carpenters From Craigslist
From a flight attendant on layover in Odessa, Texas. The door doesn’t quite fit the door frame. It doesn’t really instill you with confidence.
Kickin’ It Old School
It would take serious effort and a steel-toed boot to put four major dings in a metal-plated hotel room door. At an IHG brand in British Columbia.
That Sure Clears Things Up
“A 1000 hotel rooms and finally, a Marriott in Texas, helped me figure something out that even eight years of college hadn’t helped me solve. The hundreds of laptops and cell phones I’ve had stolen over the years. If only I’d know how to work the connecting door to the adjacent room.”
Mommy, Why Are There Pee Pee’s On The Door?
Discovered by a flight attendant on layover in LA. She reported it to the carrier so she wouldn’t get blamed.
Anti Peeping Proofing
From a flight attendant at The Focus at SFO. Checked in and found paper wadded-up, plugging the door peephole.
Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me Come In
Someone REALLY wanted in to this room at the Galt House in Louisville. Submitted by a traumatized flight attendant.
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