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A Little Hotel AC Schmootz

A Little Hotel AC Schmootz

by Paige Nienaber | Sep 5, 2022 | Blood, Damage, Dirt, Excretions, funny, germs, gross, nasty, scary, Stain, Urine, Weird

From a traveler in EXTREME northern Minnesota who couldn’t decide whether this was blood, barbecue sauce or urine from a seriously dehydrated guest.

Possible Cable Problems

Possible Cable Problems

by Paige Nienaber | Aug 20, 2022 | Damage, funny, horror, Television, wall

This would explain why channels 4 through 209 were kind of fuzzy.

Another Jacked Up Hotel Phone In Albuquerque

Another Jacked Up Hotel Phone In Albuquerque

by Paige Nienaber | Aug 11, 2022 | Damage, Dirt, dust, funny, germs, gross, horror, Mold, nasty, Phones, Weird

This phone appears to have last been sanitized in 1998.

Saudi-Style Public Bathrooms

Saudi-Style Public Bathrooms

by Paige Nienaber | Jul 17, 2022 | Accessories, bathroom, Damage, Dirt, Excretions, germs, nasty, scary, smell, Toilet, Urine, Weird

Just as there is a BIG gap between luxury accomodations and “every day people” lodging in Saudi Arabia, the bathroom options can run from goldplated toilet seats with bidets that spout mineral water at a constant 70 degree temp…to Asian-style squat toilets. Spotted by an American on vacation.

Beverly Hills Blech

Beverly Hills Blech

by Paige Nienaber | Jun 9, 2022 | bathroom, California, Carpet, Damage, Dirt, funny, gross, Mold, nasty, Stain, Toilet, Weird

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“One night in a famed bungalow, a home away from home for countless screenwriters and directors and movie stars, all for a special birthday night, with stained carpeting, non functional light switches and a heated toilet seat that makes your ass sweat.”

That Is One Threadbare Carpet

That Is One Threadbare Carpet

by Paige Nienaber | Jun 2, 2022 | Carpet, Damage, Dirt, funny, germs, gross, Holiday Inn

At an IHG brand in London. It wasn’t just this patch but every 20 feet or so in the hall. It was also a hotel with “difficult internet times”. Like when people return from touring or work at 6 pm….and the WiFi crashes….

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