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That Is One Big Bug

That Is One Big Bug

by Paige Nienaber | Feb 3, 2020 | bathroom, Bugs and Crawling Creatures, Damage, Dirt, funny, germs, gross, Lights, nasty, safety, scary, Toilet, Tub, Weird

From a displaced business traveler who got dislocated to a suburban hotel because of a corporate snafu. “There was this GIANT bug in the bathroom light. You could see it’s antenna. That’s gross.”

That There’s A Frog

That There’s A Frog

by Paige Nienaber | Sep 4, 2019 | Bugs and Crawling Creatures, germs, gross, nasty, scary

An actual first at hotelnightmares.com…a frog in a motel room, found, stumbled, hopped on in Iowa. Both the frog and the guest escaped unscathed.

“Things That Bug Me” for $500, Alex

“Things That Bug Me” for $500, Alex

by Paige Nienaber | Jul 1, 2019 | bathroom, Bugs and Crawling Creatures, gross, nasty, scary, shower, Toilet, Tub

From a visitor to a major weekend autoshow event that drew 200,000 people. to the Twin Cities. “There’s nothing like stepping into the bathroom, turning on the coffee, turning on the water and then unrolling the bathmat to find a half inch long bug crawling around.”

Along Came A Spider

Along Came A Spider

by Paige Nienaber | Apr 22, 2018 | bathroom, Bugs and Crawling Creatures, gross, scary, shower

Found in a tub at a Red-based brand. The finder/ee says that it was the icing on the cake and changed hotels; it sounds like she had had a loooonng week.

“It’s Like A Fruit Fly In The Cabernet”

“It’s Like A Fruit Fly In The Cabernet”

by Paige Nienaber | Dec 29, 2017 | Bugs and Crawling Creatures, Florida, Food, germs, gross, nasty, restaurant, safety, scary

An Alanis-like moment from a couple having a nice holiday dinner on vacation in Ft. Lauderdale. “It was a really nice, upscale, 4 star chain hotel. Dinner was great but my wife was almost enjoying her second glass of cab and noticed this little bugger trying to climb out.”

That Fly Done Flew

That Fly Done Flew

by Paige Nienaber | Sep 17, 2017 | bathroom, Bugs and Crawling Creatures, funny, germs, gross, nasty, safety, scary, Weird

From a hotel guest who woke up for an early check out to find that he’d had another roommate and that he/she/it passed away on the bathroom tile over night. He/she/it leave a wife and 14,000 eggs in the coffee maker.

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