“Don’t Move, I’ll Go Get A Wash Cloth”
A previous guest left, and housekeeping missed, a dirty and still damp wash cloth at a non-chain hotel in the Pacific Northwest.
Toilet Bow…hoa!!!!
From a flight attendant on layover in Odessa, where the seat was just sitting on the toilet bowl. Came right off. This is a new one.
Sink Stains
Most likely coffee. But still, who wants to see that when they walk in?
Like A Little Bloody Caterpillar
From frequent contributor and major stock holder in Purell, Flight Attendant X who says, regarding this blob of bloody snot on the vanity of the first class lav: “I don’t paid enough to clean up this shit”.
Shower Blood
Just enough to get a DNA match to link the previous guest to a string of homicides in Utah
Inexplicable
From a flight crew at a Holiday Inn in Sioux Falls where they report that all of the toilets are set away from the wall. Not bad…just kind of weird.
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