Towel Dookie
A bathtowel with a horizontal brown streak on it, at an airport hotel in Portland, Oregon.
One Soap Degree Of Separation
Housekeeping missed this bar of soap from a previous guest at the Four Points Sheraton at O’Hare.
A Hip Replacement Waiting To Happen
This is a hip replacement waiting to happen; a hotel in Denmark where the edge of the tub is 18 inches from the floor but only 8 inches from the bottom of the tub. So….it’s early in the morning…you’re tired…you try to shower the exhaustion and jetlag away…you step out of the tub and into an abyss.
Perhaps A Conditioner Fixation?
At a Radisson Blu in Denmark where housekeeping had the standard 1 shampoo, 1 conditioner, 1 lotion, 1 shower gel at check-in. The next day they were replaced by 1 lotion, 1 conditioner and 2 shower gels. Day Three? Conditioner. Lots of conditioner.
A Little Birds Nest Of Hair
From a diminutive flight attendant who found this cache of hair in her hotel shower at a Courtyard by Marriott in Richmond.
Insert A “Thwp Thwp Thwp” Lawn Sprinkler SFX
At a Courtyard By Marriott in Detroit where the previous guest got distracted while peeing and sprayed the wall next to the toilet.
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