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Little Johnny Forgot His Smokes

Little Johnny Forgot His Smokes

by Paige Nienaber | Jul 23, 2016 | Accessories, Chair, funny, Uncategorized, Weird

It’s always fun to look under cushions and mattresses. Someone was sneaking some smokes at the Beverly Heritage.

They’re Missing Some Options

They’re Missing Some Options

by Paige Nienaber | Dec 14, 2015 | Accessories

To be realistic they need to add “Crying Infant”, “Domestic Dispute”, “Histrionic Lover” and “Hearing Impaired TV Viewer”.

Holey Firehose, Batman

Holey Firehose, Batman

by Paige Nienaber | Oct 27, 2015 | Accessories, Damage, Mold

This is mildly concerning. Mold that has started to erode patches of a hotel firehose.

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hello?

by Paige Nienaber | Dec 14, 2014 | Accessories, New York

A call cut short at the Trump Plaza. Submitted by Jennifer with iputmylifeonashelf.com

Explain The Logic….

Explain The Logic….

by Paige Nienaber | Sep 29, 2014 | Accessories, Ice Bucket

I’ve never quite understood switching to ice machines on every other floor. When water is a line item for the hotel, you probably want to look elsewhere.

If You Ignore It, Maybe It Will Go Away

If You Ignore It, Maybe It Will Go Away

by Paige Nienaber | Aug 14, 2014 | Accessories, safety

Not a great find if you have issues with fear of fire, electrocution and spontaneous combustion. Contributed by a flight attendant from an airport Best Western.

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