Mumb…YIIII!!!!!!!

Mumb…YIIII!!!!!!!

From a flight attendant staying at the Renaissance Hotel in Mumbai, India: I don’t think this toilet has been properly cleaned since the 80’s.  Or perhaps it has and the guest before me just drank the tap water.  Either way… GROSS!

Billy Barty Slept Here

Billy Barty Slept Here

What Mensa candidate puts a phone at floor level. Great for drunk dialing at 3 am. “Hey baby…how you doing? I just wass jus thinging that mehbe we…(one massive vowel movement)…zzzzz…..”

But since it’s a handicapped room there might be a more reasonable explanation. At a non-chain hotel in Las Vegas.