“Look Daddy, A Boogy!”

“Look Daddy, A Boogy!”

On concourse E at the Minneapolis airport there is a small nook with a dozen high school-study carrels for travelers to sit down and get some work done. The fabric walls of the carrels haven’t seemingly been cleaned since they were installed during the Carter presidency. And every single one has numerous snot spots wherever you can see. The years of seeped in spillage and grossness at table-level doesn’t compare to the nasal refuse.

Discomforter

Discomforter

Two thin red stripes and a speck on a brilliant white comforter at an airport Hilton. When in doubt, odds say that red = plasma

We’ve Got A Shedder

We’ve Got A Shedder

Two things to look for in this sink. A reddish curly body hair, and a black fingerprint, almost as if they’d just gotten booked by the Po Po.