Be Afraid

Be Afraid

It was the bucket. Or the sink. Or the ice. But a true gut check is to wipe down the sink, use the ice bucket, fill it up and dump it in to see what’s left after all the melatge. At a Hampton Inn in Birmingham.

Locker Curly

Locker Curly

From “Travelin’ Matt” who wanted to thank his hotel in midtown Manhattan for the complimentry pass to the fitness facility next door.

You Say “Urea”, I Say “Uriah”…

This is incredibly disappointing. There was literally four decades of urine splatter next to the toilet where the uric acid had eaten into the tile and created a collage to honor thousands of men with bad aim. It was absolutely surreal and wouldn’t “pop” on camera.