Rhymes With “Rubes”
“In the shower at the Nashville Hilton I discovered this impressive collection of pubes, which I can assure you did NOT come from this well-manscaped guest.”
BUGS!
From Mark: this little critter and many of its relatives have taken over my bathroom after I arrived to a clogged toilet and had to wait over half an hour for someone to come deal with it. Crown Plaza Cleveland South.
Someone Went Commando
From “Anna”: I was staying in a Hilton. A HILTON. And was looking for a blanket in the drawers and found….. Someone’s used black panties. AND the hotel didn’t even take them away that night, but I did get free breakfast the next morning. So there’s that at least.
Housekeeping Whoops
At a Sheraton at the Pittsburgh Airport. It appears they missed something.
There’s Some Sour Cream On My Hair
The day started with “Brian K’s” credit card getting slammed through a security breach at Target, he was bumped from his flight and with only some ATM cash had to book his hotel room in Nashville using points. So, when he finally got in 6 hours late, all he wanted was some nachos and a beer from room service. He got a bonus hair.
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