by Paige Nienaber | Jul 22, 2013 | Excretions, Planes & The People Who Fly On Them
Now, since there’s an Italian restaurant in the hotel, it’s entirely possible that someone tripped bringing room service through the door. But since I have an active imagination, I’d prefer to think it was a mob hit. Witness in hiding get a knock at the door, looks through the peep hole and BANG…an ice pick takes them out. An airport hotel at DFW.
by Paige Nienaber | Jul 22, 2013 | Excretions
If it’s in the bathroom, it’s pee. There’s a bonus black hair embedded in it. Four Point/Memphis, October 2011
by Paige Nienaber | Jul 22, 2013 | Excretions
To paraphrase Flight Attendant X’s earlier assumption, “If it’s in the hall, it’s probably puke”. An airport hotel near O’Hare.
by Paige Nienaber | Jul 22, 2013 | Excretions
Marriott/Dallas, 10/17/11. Couple of interesting things happening here. Easily could be spilled soda or food items but Flight Attendant Xput it best: “When in doubt, it’s probably semen.” Words to live by.
by Paige Nienaber | Jul 22, 2013 | Excretions
From Flight Attendant X. Snot on the sheets at the Holiday Inn/Historic District in Philadelphia. But it was a Trifecta: urine stained mattress and hair on the pillow case.
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