by Flight Attendant X | Oct 20, 2013 | Flight Attendant, Uncategorized
Third mechanical delay in two hours at JFK, we finally are allowed to board passengers and in order there are two electrical issues that pop up as soon as everyone is seated. First, the recorded pre-flight announcement will only play the Spanish part. Que?! And then the lights in the back of the plane won’t work and that IS a problem. Maintenance is called back and the head guy looks just like Spike Lee. Pops in, flips a couple of light switches to insure that I’m not a fucking idiot and announces “Shit, I hope I don’t need to restart this bitch.”
They did. Everything worked.
by Flight Attendant X | Oct 6, 2013 | Flight Attendant, Uncategorized
From Flight Attendant X who reminds us that you should always look before you sit. At the Hilton in Nagoya.
by Flight Attendant X | Oct 1, 2013 | Accessories, Flight Attendant
From Flight Attendant X – I would like to proclaim my absolute hatred for these types of hairdryers. Not only does it look like a vacuum cleaner or a Flowbee, but it takes me 25 minutes to dry my hair with this POS.
by Flight Attendant X | Sep 25, 2013 | Flight Attendant, Stain
Whoever let loose on this mattress had a bladder the size of Lake Mead. At the Holiday Inn in Austin, MN.
by Flight Attendant X | Sep 22, 2013 | Carpet, Excretions, Flight Attendant, Stain
A spray of ‘matter’ positioned between the bed and the cabinet where the TV was sitting, in a travel industry layover hotel in Atlanta.
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