Toilet Bow…hoa!!!!
From a flight attendant on layover in Odessa, where the seat was just sitting on the toilet bowl. Came right off. This is a new one.
Sink Stains
Most likely coffee. But still, who wants to see that when they walk in?
Like A Little Bloody Caterpillar
From frequent contributor and major stock holder in Purell, Flight Attendant X who says, regarding this blob of bloody snot on the vanity of the first class lav: “I don’t paid enough to clean up this shit”.
Headboard Splatter
A whole mess ‘ white matter on a hotel headboard in Baltimore. Draw your own own conclusions.
Shower Blood
Just enough to get a DNA match to link the previous guest to a string of homicides in Utah
Travel Reminder #428: THEY DON’T WASH THE BED SPREADS!
Always remember to take some wash clothes, and carefully pull the bed spread away and leave it in the corner. Lots of stuff happens on those spreads, as we’re reminded from this hotel in Allentown.
Maybe It’s A Good Night To Read A Book
Hotel phones and channel changers are historic for being bacterial frappe’s. You don’t need a blacklight to see the crud on this one.
A Sloppy Stain, Not A Poppy Stain
On a chair at an airport hotel in Denver.
When Room Service Marinara Attacks
A blood splotch on bedding at a Super 8 in South Dakota.
L'appel Duvide: Forensic Decon here. Blood in hotel tubs is common. Hotel bathtubs are suicide hotspots. I wish I was joking.