In nearly two decades of intense business travel, I don’t honestly remember ever having a fly in my room. There are a dozen tonight. The Holiday Inn in Alexandria, Minnesota.
The Homewood Suites in Clearwater. Someone had literally just asked me “So what WOULD it take to gross you out?” and I replied, “I honestly don’t know but it hasn’t happened yet.” And then, this morning, I found a genuinely large ant floating in my in-room coffee. I mentioned this[…]
I am seriously in hell right now. Made it to Phoenix 3 hours late for my 8 hour layover, get to my shitty hotel room only to find some sort of substance all over the sheets when I pull them back. The icing on the cake? I found a bug[…]