Bugs and Crawling Creatures

flies in hotel room


In nearly two decades of intense business travel, I don’t honestly remember ever having a fly in my room. There are a dozen tonight. The Holiday Inn in Alexandria, Minnesota.  

ant on finger

Hot City Bugs

The Homewood Suites in Clearwater. Someone had literally just asked me “So what WOULD it take to gross you out?” and I replied, “I honestly don’t know but it hasn’t happened yet.” And then, this morning, I found a genuinely large ant floating in my in-room coffee. I mentioned this[…]

Holiday Inn, PHX Airport

I am seriously in hell right now. Made it to Phoenix 3 hours late for my 8 hour layover, get to my shitty hotel room only to find some sort of substance all over the sheets when I pull them back. The icing on the cake? I found a bug[…]

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