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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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That Is One Filthy Hotel Towel
From a Red Roof Inn where a traveler found one towel in their room and this was it.
Someone Tried To Recreate “Psycho”
A reddish pool of left-over plasma from someone's previous misadventure at a very very nice hotel in Canada.
Someone Had A Fun Night
Not sure how it ended up on a cushion at an airport hotel in Minneapolis, but someone had a happy ending before scheduling their wakeup call.
Classy: Gum On The Wall
Probably a smart move not to chew gum in bed, so why not just stick it on the wall where you can retrieve and pick up where you left off the next morning? At the Hotel Ibis in Belo Horizonte
A Royal Flush
From a traveler with his family checking out colleges in Massachusetts: "My wife and I checked into our room first and our daughter went to the bathroom and I heard a loud 'EWWW!' and went to see what was up. My phone had a hard time focusing on water but there were...
Astroglide?
From Flight Attendant X: My toe just got stuck in some unidentifiable goo on the floor in my room. I refuse to get down and smell it for the sake of the research department.