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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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The Weirdest Placement Of A Kid’s Urinal
In the public men's room at a hotel conference center in Kentucky. For the uninitiated, the kiddy potty is usually on the far left. Sometimes on the far right. But this is something that you just don't see. (And why are you lurking in a men's room looking for...
If You Ignore It, Maybe It Will Go Away
Not a great find if you have issues with fear of fire, electrocution and spontaneous combustion. Contributed by a flight attendant from an airport Best Western.
There’s Mold And Then There’s This
From KTOE-AM in Mankato, Minnesota - A Mankato motel is being ordered to clean up a mold issue that poses a public health problem. The Minnesota Department of Health was called in by State Senator Kathy Sheran after a woman who was visiting Mankato for Vikings...
Sheet Snot
Flight Attendant X worked Thanksgiving and this was her holiday bonus, at an airport Embassy Suites in Florida
Shower Snot
Nasal discharge deposited on the shower door at a Hampton Inn in Birmingham, Alabama
Cover Spread Tryst
Housekeeping took Labor Day off. Large crusty white stain at a Laguardia hotel, courtesy of Flight Attendant X


