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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Toothpaste? Soap? Does It Matter?
A very very dirty faucet at an all-suites brand in Phoenix.
If You Ignore It, Maybe It Will Go Away
Not a great find if you have issues with fear of fire, electrocution and spontaneous combustion. Contributed by a flight attendant from an airport Best Western.
There’s Mold And Then There’s This
From KTOE-AM in Mankato, Minnesota - A Mankato motel is being ordered to clean up a mold issue that poses a public health problem. The Minnesota Department of Health was called in by State Senator Kathy Sheran after a woman who was visiting Mankato for Vikings...
Room Service Hair
Got my little wicker basket with a toasted bagel wrapped up in a napkin to keep it toasty...lifted the napkin...voile'. Body hair that I doubt was from a head or chest. Suncoast Hotel in Las Vegas.
Chair Streak
2013's new marketing slogan from the Las Vegas Convention and Tourism Bureau: Come, play, party and remember, what happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas...especially that blood that you apparently "leaked" onto the chair in your hotel room. At the Suncoast Hotel in Las Vegas
Sheet Snot
Flight Attendant X worked Thanksgiving and this was her holiday bonus, at an airport Embassy Suites in Florida


