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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Amarillo Surprise
From a flight attendant on layover at a non-brand hotel in Amarillo, she notes that the 3 foot slash in the curtain was disconcerting.
More Bathroom Challenges To OCD Sufferers
Zoinks!
Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me Come In…
Someone really wanted in. Submitted by a flight attendant who said "Screw it" with latching the door and just curled up in a corner with a can of mace for the night. If you notice, the door has been kicked in about half an inch making it "off" and hard to close.
Safety First
It's always better than finding them under the mattress. From Flight Attendant C.S. at her layover hotel in Fairbanks.
Basic Rules When Picking Hotels
Don't stay at: * Any hotel that is advertised with a magnet on a van * Has "VIP", "Executive" or "Luxury" in the name. * Boasts "internet" or "cable tv". * In Honolulu, is billed as "close to the beach". * Poolside rooms at a Holiday Inn on weekends in the winter in...
Shower Fail
From Kim who says "Keep it classy Staybridge Suites!"

