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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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“Things That Bug Me” for $500, Alex
From a visitor to a major weekend autoshow event that drew 200,000 people. to the Twin Cities. "There's nothing like stepping into the bathroom, turning on the coffee, turning on the water and then unrolling the bathmat to find a half inch long bug crawling around."
That Came OUT Of The Shower?
From a flight attendant on layover. After she showered she noticed all of the dirt particles that had accumulated on the floor of the tub. She swears it wasn't on her when she got in, it wasn't there WHEN she got in, so that pretty much leaves one conclusion.
A Real Hole In The Wall Hotel
An excellent job of repairing a damaged wall at a Holiday Inn brand in Mississippi. Perhaps more White Out?
Rental Car Spooge
From first-time contributor "Roger": Several years ago we had a young, fresh out of college asst at our company and she had some kind of problem where she wasn't going to have a car for 90 days. Being the nice guy I was/am I let her use my "winter car" that I only...
Let! Me! Out!
Inexplicable finger marks that appear to emminate from INSIDE the elevator at the Marriott Laguardia
What a $5 hotel in India looks like
From our friends at Mojo Trotters I want to find the little lying bastard who told me the for $5 you can get a good, clean, comfortable hotel room anywhere in India. He should suffer for warping my expectations in such an inhumane way. This is what you get for $5 in...

