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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Another Great Moment In Filthy Hotel Windows
At a hotel in Buffalo where the windows were last Squeegee'd before people knew what a Squeegee was.
Night Light Fright
This isn't the first bathroom safety nightlight that's had some mold issues.
Looks Like The Shower From “Scarface”
I'm sure it's just someone juggling coffee and trying to hit the button for their floor. Probably.
‘Tis The Season To Sit Down And Shut Up
Starting a 5-day trip today with layovers in Orlando, Atlanta, Sarasota, and Milwaukee. Need to prepare myself. It’s going to be all of the holiday idiots traveling these next few days. I envision it to go something like this: PASSENGER: “Do you have a place I can...
Someone Had A Bladder Infection
At a Hilton Garden Inn in Jackson, MS
Three Little Spoogelets
On the desk chair at the Aloft/Charlotte Epicenter

