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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Along Came A Spider
This is a familiar tone with this site, but flight attendants see some weird stuff. This is from Flight Attendant X who was on a layover in Boston, ordered a drink, had it brought to her, went up to the bar to get something, returned and found this guy (male is...
Smoke Defective
Contributed by a guest at a chain motel in the Upper Midwest. Originally she thought it was some artwork that someone had drawn on the smoke detector. Nope. Leaking battery acid.
Funky Phones In El Paso (soon to be the name of an Alt band)
From a flight attendant on layover: True story. Last night/this morn there was a loud party somewhere on our floor. When I finally got tired of being woken up time and again I called front desk about 3 am to complain. This phone had an ODOR to it, a HORRIBLE odor like...
Nice View
"One of a series of photos were taken at the Princess Hotel in Georgetown, Guyana -- perhaps the worst and ugliest hotel I have ever stayed in. It bills itself as a fancy, four-star sort of place, but... the pictures do the talking.This is the view" Patrick Smith is...
For Punishment, Go Sit In The Corner
"From a series of photos that were taken at the Princess Hotel in Georgetown, Guyana -- perhaps the worst and ugliest hotel I have ever stayed in. It bills itself as a fancy, four-star sort of place, but... the pictures do the talking. This is the corner of room 448"...
Perfect…If You’re A Goldfish
"From a series of photos that were taken at the Princess Hotel in Georgetown, Guyana -- perhaps the worst and ugliest hotel I have ever stayed in. It bills itself as a fancy, four-star sort of place, but... the pictures do the talking. The hotel pool was a bit low."...