(trademark pending)
Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
Photo by Tim Savage from Pexels
“It’s Just Rust”
From a former Hyatt property where a traveler noticed this blob of discoloration and was told not too worry. "It's the humidity. It's just rust."
Inexplicable
From a flight crew at a Holiday Inn in Sioux Falls where they report that all of the toilets are set away from the wall. Not bad...just kind of weird.
Blood? Dookie? Does It Matter?
Someone was leaking in a non-chain hotel in Ohio.
If You Ignore It, Maybe It Will Go Away
Not a great find if you have issues with fear of fire, electrocution and spontaneous combustion. Contributed by a flight attendant from an airport Best Western.
There’s Mold And Then There’s This
From KTOE-AM in Mankato, Minnesota - A Mankato motel is being ordered to clean up a mold issue that poses a public health problem. The Minnesota Department of Health was called in by State Senator Kathy Sheran after a woman who was visiting Mankato for Vikings...
When Chairs Attack
So, last Thursday night, due to driving delays with the fire, and a lack of hotel rooms in Ellensburg, Denise and I stopped for the night at the #BestWestern in Othello. We shouldn't have. The room was disgusting. Two out of the three chairs had massive stains of...


