
World traveler, connoisseur of wine and wings, documenter of filth, she can smile while serving you watered down Sierra Mist just as easily as she can disable you and have you secured to the seat with plastic ties.
Military charter flights are the most pleasurable flights for me to work. They are so kind, respectful, and grateful for everything I do. The verbal exchanges with them are so sweet and fun. And of course, looking at them in uniform isn’t so bad either. What they don’t know is the admiration that I have for them. To try and even THINK about what they go through is not even possible. The physical and mental challenges that they must face just blow my mind. I have such great respect for these special angels that protect my freedom every single day.
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Flight Attendants See The Most Awful Stuff
From a hard-working sky warrior who says crews have been pleading with their company to NOT book them at this hotel....and yet....they still do.

Inexplicable
From a flight crew at a Holiday Inn in Sioux Falls where they report that all of the toilets are set away from the wall. Not bad...just kind of weird.

The Glamorous Skies
From Flight Attendant X: I always dread checking the lavs at the end of flights. I wonder if Harry Dunne from "Dumb And Dumber" got dosed and was on-board.

This Hotel Doesn’t Have A Leg To Stand On
From a flight attendant on layover at a Hilton brand in New Mexico. I'll just sit over here on the semen-covered bed spread, thank you.

Lesson? Don’t Look Under The Ice Bucket
This is just weird, and unusually disturbing. A flight attendant on layover in Jackson, MS picked up the inevitable ice bucket sitting counter in the bathroom and found some false eye lashes.

Hand Towel Surprise!
A flight attendant discovered a little black curly reminder of a previous guest at a hotel in South Carolina.

Funky Phones In El Paso (soon to be the name of an Alt band)
From a flight attendant on layover: True story. Last night/this morn there was a loud party somewhere on our floor. When I finally got tired of being woken up time and again I called front desk about 3 am to complain. This phone had an ODOR to it, a HORRIBLE odor like...

Another Disgusting “Find” By A Flight Attendant
These poor people. Unruly passengers. Exhuasting schedules. And they, say, check into a layover hotel in Augusta, Georgia, grab a towel off the racks and it spills nail clippings all over the bed.

One Of The Weirder Things Ever Left Behind In A Hotel
Some big ass eye lashes found by a flight attendant on layover in Tulsa.
Oh No…Not Even Embassy Suites Is Immune From Hotel Nightmares
This is a common refrain: flight attendants see the WORST stuff on the road. And there are definitely layover hotels that can be expected to provide exciting content. But one hardworking sky nanny was disappointed to see THIS at an Embassy Suites.
A Few Hotel Ants In Kentucky
Actually, more than a few. At a Hilton brand in a university town in Kentucky.
Eleva-terror
From a summer traveler who spotted this warning sign on the only elevator at a Hampton Inn in Kentucky.