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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Tiny Smudge Of Hotel Coffee Maker Mold
In theory the steaming hotel water kills off the germs, right? Found by a family on a college move-in trip in Philadelphia.
The Room Needs A Good Dusting
From a woman who was taking her daughter to look at colleges in the "general Boston area". Left her laptop on the desk and after three days they checked out and she could see just how much dust was floating around.
Windows 05
Because 2005 was probably the last year these windows at a suite hotel in Columbus were cleaned.
Grate, And Not So Great
This possibly explains why the person who submitted this shot from a hotel in Reno, has been suffering crushing headaches and allergies since checking into his room.
The Most Jacked Up Drapes In The Hospitality Industry
Lots of travel delays, got in late and when I went to pull the curtains closed I noticed that on the outside, facing out the window, were long strips of duct tape placed all over the fabric. Huh. This morning I found out why: the shades are so old and frayed that you...
That Came OUT Of The Shower?
From a flight attendant on layover. After she showered she noticed all of the dirt particles that had accumulated on the floor of the tub. She swears it wasn't on her when she got in, it wasn't there WHEN she got in, so that pretty much leaves one conclusion.


