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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Pool Towel Blood
From a Vancouver designer who decided to escape for the weekend to Mayne Island and found some blood stains on her pool-side towel.
Headboard Splatter
From an international traveler at a hotel in Niagara Falls. The submitter was impressed by the "volume and trajectory" of the projectile-er.
Wide Stance
Suspicious protoplasm deposited right on target, dead center and forward on a chair at an all suites hotel in Colorado.
Dirty Phone Calls
Another standard item in hotel rooms that you just really don't want to look at too closely.
Crack Is Whack
A Hyatt Place where it's slowly crumbling from the top on down.
Moldy Hairdryers
From a flight attendant on layover in New York City, the Captain from the crew found a giant cockroach on the ceiling of his room.


