(trademark pending)
Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
Photo by Tim Savage from Pexels
The Case Of The Stolen Smoke Detector
From a traveler at a Best Western who made the mistake of glancing up in the hallway.
Little Pig, Little Pig, Please Let Me Out….
...or I'll stand and I'll kick and I'll shout shout shout shout! A seriously dinged door from a suburban Las Vegas hotel. Wasn't this a Nicholas Cages movie?
Free Wifi, Truck Parking & Big Scary Bugs
From a mom on vacation with a daughter in Tucson: The bug was on the floor by the ironing board. Completely startled me. It was a good size bug and was twitching around a little bit. I wasn't interested in doing the bug relocation program since I didn't know if it was...
The Most Jacked Up Drapes In The Hospitality Industry
Lots of travel delays, got in late and when I went to pull the curtains closed I noticed that on the outside, facing out the window, were long strips of duct tape placed all over the fabric. Huh. This morning I found out why: the shades are so old and frayed that you...
That Came OUT Of The Shower?
From a flight attendant on layover. After she showered she noticed all of the dirt particles that had accumulated on the floor of the tub. She swears it wasn't on her when she got in, it wasn't there WHEN she got in, so that pretty much leaves one conclusion.
A Real Hole In The Wall Hotel
An excellent job of repairing a damaged wall at a Holiday Inn brand in Mississippi. Perhaps more White Out?


