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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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DOA At The B&B
Generally speaking, these advisories don't get posted unless there was a previous incident.
The Room Needs A Good Dusting
From a woman who was taking her daughter to look at colleges in the "general Boston area". Left her laptop on the desk and after three days they checked out and she could see just how much dust was floating around.
Windows 05
Because 2005 was probably the last year these windows at a suite hotel in Columbus were cleaned.
Re….NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chair spooge in one of the downtown casino hotels.
To Paraphrase Charlie Sheen In ‘Ferris Buehler’s Day Off’: Drugs
A small bindle with white residue in the hallway of a Cleveland airport hotel.
Grate, And Not So Great
This possibly explains why the person who submitted this shot from a hotel in Reno, has been suffering crushing headaches and allergies since checking into his room.


