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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Beers, Wings & A Little Crack
A sight to enjoy while waiting for your drink order and nachos at a Holiday Inn bar/restaurant.
Someone Tried To Recreate “Psycho”
A reddish pool of left-over plasma from someone's previous misadventure at a very very nice hotel in Canada.
Someone Had A Fun Night
Not sure how it ended up on a cushion at an airport hotel in Minneapolis, but someone had a happy ending before scheduling their wakeup call.
Astroglide?
From Flight Attendant X: My toe just got stuck in some unidentifiable goo on the floor in my room. I refuse to get down and smell it for the sake of the research department.
Death Row Last Breakfast
From an international traveler: "I once flew to London for a lunch meeting with a client at an upscale private club. He had the server bring his food back because 'the presentation is sorely lacking'. And this was my Holiday Inn breakfast this morning. Clive would not...
And A Stray Pube As A Bonus
There's nothing like taking the bathmat off the rim of the tub, laying it out and finding two suspicious brown stains on it. But the icing on the filth was a pube that was kinda curled up and embedded in the 'mat. Hard to see film but it's there. At a hotel...