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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Just So Much Happening In One Photo
From a traveler who check into a Red Roof Inn to save a few bucks
That Fly Done Flew
From a hotel guest who woke up for an early check out to find that he'd had another roommate and that he/she/it passed away on the bathroom tile over night. He/she/it leave a wife and 14,000 eggs in the coffee maker.
Cushion Spot
From a flight attendant on layover. An odd little spot, approximately RIGHT where someone would have been sitting, at an airport hotel near BWI.
Looks Like The Shower From “Scarface”
I'm sure it's just someone juggling coffee and trying to hit the button for their floor. Probably.
Missed A Spot
Some sparkly purple toothpaste left by a previous guest at a Springhill Suites.
We Have Some Leakage
Think about it: we have all spilled something while in a chair or on a couch. Stains are limited to the area between your legs and up near the front. This far back??? At a Microtel in Quincy, Illinois.


