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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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The Last Guest Left An Impression For This Flight Attendant
Courtesy of a flight attendant on layover in Houston.
A Little Bit Of A Drip
From a traveler attending a conference in Ann Arbor, a little brown ceiling stain indicating that someone upstairs had a bit of a spill. It wasn't in the bathroom and those usually correspond floor-to-floor, so it was probably something mundane like water. A lot of...
Toothpaste? Soap? Does It Matter?
A very very dirty faucet at an all-suites brand in Phoenix.
Holey Firehose, Batman
This is mildly concerning. Mold that has started to erode patches of a hotel firehose.
Holey Curtains, Batman!
An airport hotel curtain in San Antonio where a LARGE strip was torn off the bottom so that this east-facing room lights up like the surface of the sun at 6:30 am.
There Probably Wasn’t Much Of A View Anyway
From a flight attendant on layover in Corpus Christi. She blames the opaque window crud on: "salt air and the petrochemical plants on every street corner."


